Playable in the browser
- Five riders, each with an attack and a defence
- Sunshine Speedway, Volcano Run and Neon Drive
- Traps, surprise boxes, drift turbos, ramps
- Keyboard, gamepad and touch controls
- Local races against four AI riders, free
Meme racing on Solana
Five riders. Zero normal people.
Punch, drift and embarrass your friends on the way to the podium.
Free practice vs bots. Your ego is the only thing at risk.
Riders
Click a card (or use the arrow keys) to put that rider in the garage below: the real in-game model, and both of their powers.
In the garage · Rider 01 / 05
Two wheels. Two fists.
Circuits
Five riders a race. The house keeps 5% of the pot; first place takes 55%, second 30%, third 10%. Entries open at launch.
How it works
Five riders with their own top speed, handling and weight, and two abilities each: an attack and a defence. Bike Tyson throws a Haymaker, Charlie Davidson sets the road on fire, Elon Watermelon drops slippery seeds, Donald Pump fires homing bombs, Wheel Smith slaps everyone within reach.
Sunshine Speedway is wide and fast. Volcano Run is narrow, twisty and full of traps. Neon Drive is Miami after dark. Area 51½ has a jump, laser gates and a base to race through. Alpine Avalanche is ice, a frozen lake and a tunnel. Two or three laps, surprise boxes on the road, drift through the corners for a mini-turbo.
Five seats per race. At launch a seat costs the circuit's entry, 0.1 SOL on Sunshine Speedway up to 1 SOL on Alpine Avalanche, plus the network fee, and the lobby fills with real riders. Until then the other four seats go to AI drivers and nothing is charged.
The five entries make the pot. First place takes 55% of it, second 30%, third 10%, paid to your wallet minus the payout network fee; the house keeps 5%. Then rematch, change rider, or head back to the garage.
Race economics
Every circuit has its own entry, from 0.1 SOL on Sunshine Speedway to 1 SOL on Alpine Avalanche. Five riders pay in, the house keeps 5% of the pot, first place takes 55%, second 30%, third 10%. Fourth and fifth walk away with nothing but a story.
Not live yet. Entry fees and payouts switch on with the wallet launch. Every race today is a free local preview against AI.
| Circuit | Entry | Pot | 1st place | 2nd place | 3rd place | House 5% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sunshine Speedway | 0.1 SOL | 0.5 SOL | 0.275 SOL | 0.150 SOL | 0.050 SOL | 0.025 SOL |
| Volcano Run | 0.3 SOL | 1.5 SOL | 0.825 SOL | 0.450 SOL | 0.150 SOL | 0.075 SOL |
| Neon Drive | 0.5 SOL | 2.5 SOL | 1.375 SOL | 0.750 SOL | 0.250 SOL | 0.125 SOL |
| Area 51½ | 0.8 SOL | 4 SOL | 2.200 SOL | 1.200 SOL | 0.400 SOL | 0.200 SOL |
| Alpine Avalanche | 1 SOL | 5 SOL | 2.750 SOL | 1.500 SOL | 0.500 SOL | 0.250 SOL |
Roadmap
Meme racing on Solana
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Race entry opens at launch. Follow @mikebike_fun for the date.